Weird Ads From Japan

Now, before I begin I just want to say I have nothing against the Japanese other than the utmost respect, fear and bewilderment. Then again, that's probably why they have way better things that what we do in North America, such as these ads:

This one isn't so bad...

This one on the other hand...

Seriously, I don't even know how you could come up with a mascot like that. No one in North America would do something like that (unfortunately) but then we're also safe from things like:

And I'm not hungry anymore...

Or this:


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I take that back, I'd really want to eat that Whopper, just to say I've eaten something with 7 patties before or a sandwich dedicated to Windows 7..